345 king fetus : Date Submitted 2008-05-18
Very ingenuous!! I hope this really takes off for you all. I will be sure to let people know about your site. I think you should do a graduation picture. Take care. Sonia
342 Cheryl : Date Submitted 2008-05-17
Hi, I saw you on TV today talking about fetus's. You amaze me with what you know about fetus's. Pretty COOL!!!
302 Betty : Date Submitted 2008-02-25
I am really excited. I found lots of intresting things here. It very impressive. :-)
REPLY: Thank you for the comment.
85 VICKI : Date Submitted 2007-12-24
THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST WEBISTE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!! U NEED TO MAKE A JEW FETUS AND A JAMAICAN FETUS THO
REPLY: We are always looking into new Feti. I will personally check through our inventory and see if a Jew fetus can be found. Thanks for the comment.
42 Kris : Date Submitted 2007-05-06
Wow, I just reviewed my April comment and found that I spelled "pluralization" incorrectly. Please forgive the error. Maybe that's why you didn't respond? On another note, what do you think about launching an "Adopt A Fetus" program, or some other type of sponsorship program? This could be a good fund-raising program for the Institute. Just a suggestion. Your friend Kris.
REPLY: You truly are an ignorant fool!
41 Kris : Date Submitted 2007-04-16
Dear Doctors: Love the new video on expressions! I found it to be very educational. I must confess that I too was guilty of the improper puralization of fetuses. I had no idea I was so close to incurring the wrath of Doctor B! As an English major I am chagrined by this heinous mistake. Thanks to your video and the section on anger I will never use the term "feti" again! Yours truly, Kris
40 Walker : Date Submitted 2007-04-14
Your site looks like ambrosia! ....and dead babies.
REPLY: Thanc U 4 the complemint# Dr. A$
39 Doctor A : Date Submitted 2007-04-10
This site is so Cool
REPLY: True that, Dr. A. All you need is punctuation at the end and you will have successfully completed your first complete written sentence. Good job! Look how far you've come.
loser dr. B drA do more better writing than you#
37 Virgil B. Wilford : Date Submitted 2007-04-02
Rumor around the water cooler is that after a short hiatus, you gentlemen are back from the dead so to say. I hope your time at Club Med/jail or wherever you international men of mystery spent it did you some good. So, here's hoping this comment finds you both well, rested, and ready to jump back in the saddle, give them hell boys, and let's make some money!!!
36 bob from dav : Date Submitted 2007-03-23
i find your site very disturbing and in the poorest of taste. great job guys.
REPLY: Thank you and you're obviously mustachioed. At the institute we are both for and against all forms of expression and opinion. As Dr. B, generally known as the smarter of the two founders, I would suggest you get very high on something and check out the videos. Of course I'm just out of rehab (crack and formaldehyde don't mix, yo) and my advice may be blurred by a big furry chipmunk that hopped on my windshield and talked to me....I mean really talked...I learned so much about myself and rodents of all sizes and habits and tastes and reproductive rates and I could go on and on....Oh, heckfire, I gotta roll, but you be careful out there bobfromdav, if that really is your name. Do you mind if I call you "Carl"? I call everybody Carl. --Dr. B
35 Kevin Morehead : Date Submitted 2007-02-14
The best part of you guys ended up on the cutting room floor
REPLY: Who are you and how did you know that? Mommy? .... Alright needlebum, enough with the porn-like monikers and such. This is a family site and we plan to keep it so. Though we are being investigated by the Chinese government and do have a certain healthy paranoia about being infiltrated by the FBI, we do cherish the experience of squeezing the hell out of a new little pickled fetus. It's so nice and juicy it makes me kind of happy. On a different note, I don't like you or your kind. Here at the institute we're not prejudiced--we just don't like people that "think different" --to quote Dr. A. All the little fetuses are equal in our eyes. You're dumb. May I borrow some money? Thanks for caring. We'll send you a head-shot of Dr. A asap. God bless. --Dr. B
34 Former Fetus : Date Submitted 2007-02-14
Dr. A & Dr. B all though I hate to admit it, I must, it's been a few weeks since I have visited FI. So I'm sure you know how I feel when I visit FI and there is no progress being made to keep your public updated. There once was a time one at FI you had a passion for bringing awareness to the public about the Fetus and the many different flavors of Fetus that exsist. Now it seems, if I may be so bold to say, that your success has gone to your head and your public does not matter and it's okay to keep us in the dark about the magnifecent ground breaking research that is being done at FI. I'm sure at FI you always have millions of suggestion on how to keep your public informed but I was thinking maybe you fine doctors at FI could video tape some of the actual experiments that are being done, So we the little people could get real insight on the research being down at FI. Just food for thought. P.S. I'm your biggest fan. True DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REPLY: Hello, friend(ish). You are clearly no where near as smart as I, though you are probably 5 times smarter than Dr. A, so I salute you. I'm sorry that we've been remiss in regard to updating our site, but we are being investigated by the FBI and I have been in drug rehab for 6 weeks (crack and formaldehyde don't mix), plus Dr. A has been in and out of jail for a number of transgressions, most of which fall under the category of misdemeanor. Thank you for your inquiries regarding new research. Recently we've found that within minutes we can transform what was at first a complete fetus into a fetus without arms and legs. That generates further study and kind of makes you think. We love our work for two reasons: a. It's important AND b. It's fun! Thanks for writing! --love, Dr. B
33 Expecting : Date Submitted 2007-01-12
The Fetal Institute has reassured me that my fetus is not just laying around and being lazy, It's getting down and having a great time. Also , I was sort of disappointed that you didn't have a new video posted last week. Thank you for the dedication and passion for the fetus, it's making the world a better place to live!
REPLY: I'm sorry about last week's repeat broadcast. You're one of literally thousands who left dismayed messages to us, but I'd like to announce to all the fans that we are "back in black," as it were. Last week the institute was in relative chaos, given that there was a mysterious disappearance of Dr. A's favorite fetus (he calls it Billy JOEL), plus we had to process twenty new headless fetuses from Thailand, so we hope you'll excuse our week off. I specifically chose to respond to your comment because expectant mothers (and fathers--FI experiments in progress) get us very excited here at the institute. An expectant mother is like a beautifully gift-wrapped present on Christmas morning, waiting to be opened. Maybe there's a little red wagon or a puppy (in a jar) inside! An expectant mother is like the candy-coating on a peanut M&M. She's like the chewy gum on the exterior of the squishy gel inside Freshen-Up gum (TM). I could go on with these comparisons but....ok, one more. She's like a box of Cracker Jacks with a little prize inside. Maybe a compass or a Scooby-Doo sticker. Anyhoo, thanks for your acknowledgement of our priceless contribution to society, and, hey, if you're not using that fetus, you know who to call! 1-800-KOOLFET
Much Love, Dr. B
32 Miles O : Date Submitted 2007-01-11
Have there been any documented cases of "spontaneous fetal combustion" ? And if so, what would the estimated cost of damage and clean-up, to the institute, be if the "pickling" substance were gasoline? And on a related note, have any of your fetuses made guest appearances on any of the popular reality shows such as, American Idol, The Apprentice, or Survivor?
REPLY: You are clearly a smart cookie, O'Toole. The two cases of spontaneous fetal combustion we've seen occurred when Dr. A chanted and stared at a couple of fetuses for three straight days. It was one of his ground-breaking tribal experiments. Since it is arguable that his mind caused them, I suppose their combustion should not technically be called spontaneous. In the '70's we used a lot of gasoline and it created a beautiful effect we call "way-cool disintegration." I became a bit too fond of the fumes so Dr. A discontinued the experiments. Clean-up expenses are always minimal because we generally just dump everything in the bubbling swamp behind a row of poplars just north of the dogtrack on the complex. We call it "the bubbling swamp."
On American Idol, we entered one of our sets of Burmese triplet fetuses (Willy, Nilly, and Vanilly). They did not advance because Paula complained of "off-harmony," and Nigel suspected lip-syncing! It so infuriated me, Dr. B, that I now boycott the show. However, I do occasionally find Dr. A sneaking a guilty peek at it. To our chagrin, our entry in the Apprentice was immediately fired, whereupon Dr. A threatened to kill Donald--they have since reconciled, however, and occasionally share a lunch. On Survivor, one of our favorite fetuses, Donner, was actually consumed by the other contestants. I was so upset that I sank into a deep depression, did a stint in drug rehab, and had to be rescued from jail by our attorney, Virgil B. Wilford, for throwing a frisbee at a cop's head. Thanks for your excellent questions. --Dr. B
p.s. Is Miles O'Toole your porn industry stage name?
31 kris : Date Submitted 2007-01-10
Dear Doctors: How fascinating and utterly macabre! I have forwarded your website to friends across the country with the hope that they too will become educated on the many facets of feti. Keep up the good work!
REPLY: Hi, Kris, if that really is your name. You sound cute. Are you blonde? It's true, you can't really argue the fact that our work is fascinating. However, no offense, but I take exception to the term, "macabre." It is like you're speaking a whole other language I can't understand. There is a heavenly beauty that mingles about the serious scientific nature of our work. There is nothing dark or sinister or sick about it. Gruesome and creepy perhaps, but not macabre. I speak French, English, Spanish, and Fetush, and I find "macabre" to be inappropriate, though I'm sure you meant no offense by it. Still on the subject of languages, over the years I've found that, contrary to popular belief, Dr. A does in fact speak a little English, though it's barely intelligible. Thanks for your kind words, and we welcome FI fans from near and far. From Davenport to Delhi, from Moline to Mecca, from Bettendorf to Belgrade, from Milan to Milan, welcome.... --Dr. B
30 Dunbarf : Date Submitted 2007-01-04
Hello again, fetal warriors. Dunbarf here. Would you please enlighten the minnions as to any sort of encounters you have had with female fetal groupies? i know you boys are probably chased and fawned over by many female admiriers as well as male admirers. Second, has the fetal institute and all the fine work done there been a popular discussion topic at local watering holes such as Tooties?
REPLY: Aah, Dr. D. You always know just the right questions to ask. It was only yesterday, as I waded through all the semi-nude camped out groupies surrounding the outer walls of the institute, that I reminisced about the many, many conquests I've achieved purely thanks to the fact that I'm considered a fetal genius and the fact that dealing in fetuses for 40 years has made me ridiculously wealthy. When I whip my fetus out of the jar, so to speak, let's just say that I attract a lot of attention. Back in the day, before Dr. A's marriage he did pretty well, too. When it comes to groupies and followers, I guess you could call us, Drs. A and B, pretty much the David Koresh and Charlie Manson of the fetal world. As to male admirers, I think you should talk to Dr. A about that topic. I don't know what Tooties is, but our favorite "watering holes" are right here at the institute. Dr. A doesn't drink, but my two favorite bars here are Mr. Floaty's Pub and the Dead Baby Cafe. Mr. Floaty makes a mean Fetus on the Beach. When is the last time I saw you, Dr. D? Was it the annual National Fetus Convention at the Stone Pony in Asbury Park, where the entertainment was Sonic Youth and Patti Smith? I remember you tried to convince a girl that you were a big Morrissey fan, and when she found out you weren't, she viciously bit your nipple. That was a good time. Thanks and see you at this year's convention. --Dr. B
29 Kurious kollege kid : Date Submitted 2007-01-03
Dr. B : Is there any way i can sell my fetus, i am very broke and could use some money to get drunk and make more fetus' this coming semester... kuriously yours, ~ the Kid
REPLY: Hey there KKK, nice moniker! Unfortunately it's not a seller's market right now for fetuses, but if you ship it directly to us we'll send you the customary seven dollars in addition to a complimentary copy of Dr. A's new kids' book called, "Me Can Rite Good." We'll also send you a laminated copy of my recent article in Parents Magazine entitled, "If You Can Say Fetus, Then You've Got Fetus on Your Breath." Now, if you plan on producing new fresh fetuses for us in the coming semester ("fetal farming" as we call it), that could prove quite lucrative for both of us. If you can throw our way a fetus that is still twitching, well, there's an extra twenty bucks in it for you, sporto. We look forward to hearing from you. Carry on. --B
28 Dr. Dunbarf : Date Submitted 2006-12-09
Hello again fetal geniuses, Dunbarf here. What are the chances of a fetal roadshow? You know seeing some of the sights in this wonderful country of ours and providing fetal education far and near. Please keep us all apprised of your possible travels. I would not miss my jar entrapped friends for the world!
REPLY: Hey there Dr. D. We've had some little, um, skirmishes with the law in transporting those babies (wrong word, scratch that) those little suckers across state lines. You'd have to ask our lawyers about specifics, but it has something to do with us not registering some of our fetuses with some governmental fetus watch squad. So it is basically "the man" who has held us back. Registering and accounting for all the fetuses would require too much paperwork for us which is particularly burdensome considering we have thousands of fetuses and Dr. A doesn't read well. BUT, as I sit here personally, by hand, transferring a little Turkish fetus from a jar of formaldehyde to a jar of sodium ditriosalicyclate (I call this pickled dude Sebadoh), I can let you in on a little secret. Come spring and summer we'll be doing a couple of "pilot" roadshows in Asbury Park, NJ and Eugene, OR to stir up interest for our first-ever musical, "Fetus: The Musical." Gotta go. Keep on truckin' Dr. D. --B
27 Dr. Riddick, MD., PO : Date Submitted 2006-12-07
Congratulations! What you are accomplishing at the "fetal Institute" is amazing! It has been my life long dream to work with pickled fetuses. Now, at the ripe age of 94, I have accomplished much, but it pales in comparison to the cutting edge fetal experiments that both Dr. A and Dr. B are conducting on a daily basis. Keep up the disturbed and hysterical work.
Jealously Yours.
Dr. R
REPLY: Thanks ever so much, Dr. R. I’m really pleased to hear from you again after all these years. I’m also glad you’re not quite dead yet. There’s no way you’ll remember our meeting so long ago, I was just a lad with small dreams (like pickled cats and lambs). You were giving a lecture (maybe around 1958) at the National Convention of Small and Pickled Things at the Marriott in Denver. You opened my eyes that day. Your keynote address was entitled, “The Pickled Fetus: Why Not?” You blew me away, man. If it weren’t for you, there would be no Fetal Institute! We’re honored that such a scholar as yourself would admire our work. Come visit us and we’ll give you a tour of the Riddick Wing of our complex. It is truly glorious. We wanted to reach you for the ribbon-cutting ceremony ten years ago but we thought that it might be below such a great scientist as yourself. Plus we heard rumors that you were in jail or Antarctica. Gracious thanks. Right on! --Dr. B (and Dr. A sends his admiring “props”)
26 DR. DUNBARF : Date Submitted 2006-12-02
I cannot help but notice the uncanny resemblance Dr. B. has to Gibby Haynes. Do either one of you fetal geniuses have an explanation
REPLY: A hearty Totonka thanks for your kind words, Dr. D. For the stupid and ignorant folks out there, Gibby Haynes is the lead singer of the seminal band, the Butthole Surfers. A national treasure, Gibby is a beautiful man and so am I. You are clearly a well-rounded and near-brilliant intellect. I'd certainly welcome any other questions you might have. Have you ever heard the song, Enchanted Porkfist, by the Meat Puppets? It is playing 24-7 in one of our fetal laboratories. Peace. --Dr. B
25 Larry : Date Submitted 2006-11-29
this is the most interesting thing i have ever seen. not quite sure what it means, but i def. laughed
REPLY: Larry it is nice to hear from a fan. We do make a couple good jokes from time to time but here at the institute we are all about business. I personally work 16 to 20 hours every day. Due to the largeness of the facility and the lack of effort of certain doctors (B) I find myself without much sleep. I am excited to say that I just received my monthly Fetal Design publication. It looks like another late night. I am glad these publications have plenty of pictures!
Doctor A
24 Senor Dunbarf : Date Submitted 2006-11-29
HOW DO I ENROLL IN YOUR FETAL INSTITUTE?
REPLY: Dr. B, here. Hola, Mr. Dunbarf. Good question. First of all, you know we don't accept just anyone. We're very picky, and I'm afraid you're simply too late. Way too late. We accept only pickled fetuses, you see. Instead of "too little, too late," this is a case of "too big, too late." If the Cubs won the World Series and the Islanders won the Stanley Cup and hell froze over and Dr. A learned how to read, the world would have turned upside down--but we still wouldn't let you in. Sorry. Please write us again!
23 dr. m : Date Submitted 2006-11-29
Thank you for bringing international awareness to such an important topic. Being that I was the prototype test-tube baby and not placed in the womb until the end of my first trimester, your web site feels like home. Keep up the marvelous work! Dr. M
REPLY: Dr. B, here. Thanks very much. You're obviously sophisticated and charming. Are you the famous one-legged test-tube baby they called, "Eileen"? You've been a huge inspiration to us here at the institute. Perhaps you could come and give an inspirational speech to our employees. Mostly due to Dr. A's inept leadership, our workers generally leave the institute downtrodden and sometimes physically beaten. The Fetal Institute will pay you handsomely or give you your pick of fetuses. Cheerio!
22 fetus nurse : Date Submitted 2006-11-17
As one whose job in life it is to save fetuses (feti,or as we call them preemies or whatever you may call them), I will have to say this was rather disturbing! But, having to some degree "grown up" with Dr. B., I would say this is right up his alley!! I can only hope he doesn't have them for breakfast!
REPLY: It is always nice to hear from fans. Keep up the support and like a fine wine, never before 10. Dr. A.
Dr. B, here. I don't know what the heck Dr. A means by "never before 10" but, as we all know at the institute, he's kind of an idiot savant. Anyhoo, thanks for your kind words, fetus nurse. I remember you. You were a north-sider and I was a south-sider. It is true this career is "right up my alley " as you say. I don't know what you're talking about in regard to "disturbing." You're the disturbing one, sicko! The only way I would eat a fetus is if I were absolutely starving, and even then I'd probably need a side salad to go with it. That I promise you my little friend. Cheers!
21 Karma Klown : Date Submitted 2006-11-15
Drs. A and B. My best wishes to your researcher stricken with "S.F.A.S." Although a common pitfall in the industry, it's always sad to see an individual succumb. On the up side, one can lead a relatively normal life, perhaps at a more subdued pace. Anywho. I could use a change of venue, so I appreciate the offer to join your facility. And as I carry a large financial backing, I'm confident our collaboration will gel like lawyers and janitors. I'll visit the institute next week to hammer out the details.
REPLY: Dr. B here. As you must well know, our Fetal Institute is located right here on our complex. I invite you to come down and check it out. The aforementioned research position has unfortunately been filled (albeit not satisfactorily--Dr. A gave it to one of our more surly, grossly uneducated, semi-retarded, slightly intimidating custodians). If you can find the means (legal or otherwise) to get this new hire to go away for a long, long time, the position is yours--perhaps collaborate with our creative attorney, Mr. Wilford. I'm sick of this new guy already--his shaky hands can barely hold a jar. Happy Holidays!
20 MWAH : Date Submitted 2006-11-12
you guys rock my socks!!!!!!!!! i love this site!!!!!!!!! yessssssssssss!!!!!
REPLY: The incredibly high intelligence level of so many of our fans is truly inspirational. Thanks for being you, MWAH! --DR. B
19 Virgil B. Wilford : Date Submitted 2006-11-09
To the good doctors, keep up the good work, and as alway's I've got your backs. Virgil B. Wilford Esquire.
REPLY: Thanks for all you do for us, Mr. Wilford. By the way, I've been trying to get a hold of you. Just yesterday I was served in yet another "fetal negligence" lawsuit. We'll go through the usual channels to make this go away. Call me on my (stem) cell. --Dr. B
18 Karma Klown : Date Submitted 2006-11-08
Yes. I was just wondering, in the name of science, (as I am a scientist too), how far will a fetus fly? Yes, I know this depends on means of conveyance, weight, wind drag, speed, and terms of measure; ie: aeronautical miles vs. land miles. Not to mention, security check-in times, black-out dates, frequent flyer miles, and time away from the womb. Thank you for your input, in advance.
REPLY: To paraphrase Monty Python, who are you that is so wise in the ways of science? Outstanding questions and issues raised, thank you. Much of this we have addressed in our "Space and Air" wing on Lot 7 of the institute. I've always said that I trust a fetus as far as I can throw it, and it so happens that a fetus can fly just that far divided by pi. I hope I don't confuse you by my pedantic nature. You're obviously a brilliant scientist. We have an opening in our physics department. One of our physicists has become afflicted with what we call, "sympathetic fetal alcohol sydrome." Give us a call. --Dr. B
17 DR and ER : Date Submitted 2006-11-05
We quite enjoyed your expressions for the week. I can't help but notice what a beautiful man you are, Dr. A. Keep up the good work and thank you for your important work that so benefits our society.
REPLY: Thanks so much for the comments. It is inteligent people like you that make the world a wonderful place.
Dr. A
Are you insane? Dr. A looks like a bucket of puke. I guess everyone has their own opinion. Thanks for your other kind words, though. --Dr. B
16 Lucas "Fetus Lover" : Date Submitted 2006-10-25
Dr. B... is the coolest guy on earth. I'm liking what you got going on here. Quite amazing.
REPLY: Lucas, if that really is your name, you are obviously a man of delicacy and taste. It is supporters like you that keep the fetal institute in business and the good doctors rich as Roosevelt. Come on down to the institute and ask for Dr. B. We might have a job for you. We're experimenting with preserving fetuses in salt. Dr. B's office is located in the tallest tower of Complex F, overlooking our lake and dogtrack. Thanks. --Dr. B
15 Dee : Date Submitted 2006-10-24
Wow, this site is unbelieveable! You guys should find some way to allow the public to upload photos of other fetuses and useful pics!
Response:
REPLY: I am so happy that you enjoy our institute. With the thousands and thousands of pictures already at the institute we don't feel the need for others at this time. We will however file your comment away for future consideration.
Dr. A
14 kkb : Date Submitted 2006-10-24
The site is a little weird....Do you really sell the t-shirts?
REPLY: Thank you for your interest in the institute. Over the years we have discussed some sort of product due to the millions of requests. We felt that this was the most tastefull way to allow others to show their support for the institute.
Dr. A
13 Dr. T : Date Submitted 2006-10-23
Good work, and keep at it! I have just a few questions you may wish to answer and include in your FAQ: How many fetuses does it take to change a light bulb? Do fetuses naturally assume the "fetal position" or is that just conventional wisdom? How many fetuses will fit into a Volkswagan Beetle? Is it really "fetuses" or "feti"? Is that where "fetish" comes from? Do Dr. A and Dr. B have any pet (or other) fetishes to share? Peace out!
REPLY: What a treat to receive comments and questions from such an obviously educated person! You’re not the famed Dr. T from the rogue “Alien Fetus Institute” are you? Anyway, to your questions. To the best of our calculations, it would take between 10 and 12 fetuses to screw in a lightbulb, and, even then, they would probably need some help. Alternatively, I can tell you from experience that if you try to screw in a fetus, you’ll probably get a nasty shock. To your next question, we feel the term “fetal position” is an overused, limiting, and obsolete term. Isn’t it liberating to picture a fetus in the frozen position of throwing a javelin, for example? Furthermore, like the “tree falling in the forest” conundrum, if you’re not looking at a pickled fetus, how do you know it is in the fetal position?
The Volkswagen Beetle question strikes me as a bit silly, to be honest. How do you expect us to answer without first determining whether or not the fetuses are wearing clown shoes? Let’s move on. “Fetus” is a fifth declension Latin noun, so naturally the plural would also be “fetus.” In common English, “fetuses” is used, and an archaic form is “foeti.” Dr. A uses “feti” which fills me with a rage I can’t describe here. Quickly on fetishes, for Dr. A, three words: green, furry glove. My main fetish is very common, I’m sure. I enjoy filling my underpants with veal while singing Cole Porter. Thanks, Dr. T! --Dr. B
12 Boomer : Date Submitted 2006-10-23
I like them because they're crunchy!
REPLY: What do you think keeps us so young?! --Dr. B
11 ER : Date Submitted 2006-10-22
you guys are pleasantly disturbed!
REPLY: I would like to thank you for your support. Dr. A
10 oogly boogly : Date Submitted 2006-09-21
I think that your Fetal Institute is the most intellectual school formed by ordinary people for the 250 years I've been alive. I, too have a small collection of my own and now you two gentlemen have inspired me to form a private school for the fetuses themselves. Maybe I'll encourage their voting rights. My pet fetus has given me the idea to(let me tell you, he's a tad on the odd side)form a program called fetuses for kids.See my new website called, www.oogly.fetuskids.com. toodle-loo
REPLY: It is so nice to hear from intellegent people like yourself. I hope all goes well with your school and I will check out your site. I may even sign a few of ours up for your school! --Dr. A
5 Nancy : Date Submitted 2006-09-20
You guys are creepy!
REPLY: I don't like your tone, "Nancy," if that really is your name. It is clear that there is more intelligence in the incredibly soft and mooshy fingernail of an 18-week fetus than there is in your whole undeveloped, pickled brain. Thanks for writing! --Dr. B
4 Victor : Date Submitted 2006-09-20
Another Day Another Cool Fetus
3 Victor : Date Submitted 2006-09-20
Your Site Rocks Dude!!
REPLY: Thanks Vic!